I cropped my wife out of this photo. Shh. Don't tell her.
Here is my sizzle reel.
On my license, it says my eyes are 'bro.'
I once ate two and a half Chipotle burritos in one sitting.
At one point, I was the 2nd-best Dance Dance Revolution player in the state of Texas.
My pants were once featured on AdWeek.
And I have a hat that just says 'turkey leg.'